the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Immunity to medication

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!