the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!