The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to do nothing

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to see into the present.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!