Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to fall up.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!