the power to never orgasm.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to rape your mom.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!