the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to never end your .

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to poop out you penis

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The ability to Hi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!