The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to eat ass.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to never orgasm.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!