The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to form a Belgian government

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The Power of cheese

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!