ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to eat ass.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!