The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!