the power to crap big mac combos at will

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!