The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The Power of double posting.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to have no powers!

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!