the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to annoy people

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!