the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to cry lava.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!