the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to explode on the moon

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to shit bricks

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!