The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!