the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to never end your .

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to poop out you penis

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!