The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to see forever

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!