The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to have a power.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!