The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to go into a coma

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!