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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.
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The power to shrink to your own size.
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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will
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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.
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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.
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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals
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the power to find a needle in a haystack
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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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Menstrual blood bending!
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The power to walk .1% faster
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf
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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.
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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.
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The ability to grow trees out of money.
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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.
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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!
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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?
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Grow a new beard every day
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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.
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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.
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the power to rule North Korea
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The ability to sneeze flames.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!