The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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LIME

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!