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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Endless falling....

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!