the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!