To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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Lactokinesis

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!