The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be born.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to have a black president

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!