The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to wink with both eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!