The power to sing but your mute

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!