The power to shrink boobs

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the power to eat waffles

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!