The ability to speak braille.

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to rule North Korea

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!