The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to die without any control

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to exist

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!