The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

the power to dislike this power

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to see through glass

The power to withstand camel rape.

To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

The power to resist trolling.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

The power to noot be able to see rain.

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!