The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the ability to post here

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to pee on command

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!