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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.
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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.
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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.
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the power to fire my lazer
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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go
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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day
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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.
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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.
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The power to make yourself forget your life
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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face
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The power to become invincible when you're dead
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The power to have the aim of Torres
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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.
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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.
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Guys, it's over.
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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...
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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times
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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.
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the power to have no powers.
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The ability autotune text.
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Smell chick peas from over two miles away
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The power to have pointless superpowers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!