The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to die

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to like any show

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!