The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to die at will

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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like this if your name is jack

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!