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Are You A Zombie?

  • But hold on. If you are invisible then nobody is ever looking at you because you are invisible and it's not possible for them to observe you. So therefore it's a very useful power - you just have to turn invisible with noone around.

  • mystery men! haha

  • Do they have to specifically be LOOKING at you, or just in their field of vision? Also, does it apply to machines? Are you invisible to a security camera if there isn't someone looking through it?

  • ....what is so pointles about robbing banks at night without leaving any evidence?

  • It's the Heisenberg'sche Superpower! +1 on that :D

  • I would love to have this ability. "....what is so pointles about robbing banks at night without leaving any evidence?" There would still be evidence. Just because you are invisible doesn't mean you are not there.

  • Pretty much everybody has this power considering you can't see someone you're not looking at.

  • to be able to poo when you like

  • Good one :D

  • I was going to make a negative comment but thinking about it it is quite pointless and you are still invisible to yourself so it is quite good

  • I'm triddered

  • would not be entirely useless as security cameras are not people looking at you.

  • this is definitely from mystery men!

  • You got that from Misfits!!!!!!

  • the power to fart rainbows

  • Houses are not very cheap and not every person can buy it. However, business loans was invented to support people in such kind of cases.

  • "I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."

  • So, basically, you're a Boo, right?

  • Lol!

  • the power to be invisible for 1 second every ten days

  • i feel like i saw this in a movie

  • If no one is looking at you, you're transparent to light. If animals don't count as someone, then you'd find plenty of use for this skill, at least in certain occupations that require working with animals. If you have to be directly observed, then you could be a master thief, since cameras and lasers wouldn't detect your presence. You could sneak into a jewelry store after-hours, swallow the jewelry, and leave. And if neither of those are the case, you'd be a very good observation alarm. If light bounces off of you, then someone or some thing is looking. You would make a very good security addition to certain alarm systems. Any way you look at it, someone with this power would be very well paid for the rest of their life. This power is far from useless.

  • THE power to have 3 billion dollars every time your Loved wife dies

  • The Power of Kid Chameleon The list of Super Powers, Pointless Superpowers plus Radical Superpowers it is like Hologram Projector But also like make like Magic Sinvy-Oat, but this Sinvy-Oat Hologram Projector Technology Live Form needs to stay a live by using Focus and Concentration to live or it will stoot Necro Plasma or Echo Plasma just to open doors or Whatever Function it takes

  • With that power you could know if you're being watched.

  • Maybe we actually are invisible, but only when nobody is looking at us, except to ourselves.

  • An aura that surrounds you that vaporizes all water that's around you, even if it's in a cup/container.

  • No it would actually be pretty useful because if you could see your hands then you kow someone is looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!