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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.
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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes
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The power to see your neck without a mirror
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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?
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Immunity to medication
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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.
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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer
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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.
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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.
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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.
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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to speak Braille.
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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.
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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels
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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed
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The power of turning butter into concrete.
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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.
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The power to brag about having a super power.
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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.
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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.
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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.
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The power to jump only one centimeter high.
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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.
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The power to shit on the ceiling
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!