The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Warm vision

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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the power to get fat in America

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!