The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to change channel without the remote

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the power to make body fat go away

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!