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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you
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The power to have one eyebrow!?
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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.
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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".
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The power to hole 1 inch putts.
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To shit bricks.
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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.
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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.
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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife
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the ability to die without any control
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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.
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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.
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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before
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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.
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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk
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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.
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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog
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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.
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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.
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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold
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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet
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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago
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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around
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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!