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The power to meme 20% harder
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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.
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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.
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+84
The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.
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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...
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The power to fly when your in an airplane
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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger
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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.
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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up
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The power to divide by 0
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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.
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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.
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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.
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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.
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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.
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The ability to crap barbed wire
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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ
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The power to push a door that only pulls.
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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water
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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD
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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry
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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!