The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to see through air.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!