power to eat chicken raw!

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!