The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to fart mace

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!