The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    HOLY F**K I HAVE SUPER POWERS!

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    that means you can go back in time

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    The power to have a nose as good as a dogs but only when someone farts

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    you wouldnt go back in time you would stay in the same place

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    You mean move into the future with the speed of time. By what you said, you could go back.

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    The flash has done this, and its apparently as fast as teleportation.

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    Time flies when you're having fun so.. jerk off and you'll be in the next galaxy unless you have a vagina, are premature, or you shoot blanks.

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    you realize that means you could go back in time thus not being useless

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    the power to never be late for anything that takes place at 2:00 at night if you drive your car backwards

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    So useless and stu*ZIP*uts dna sselesu os*ZOOP*So useless and... what just happened?

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!