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Are You A Zombie?

  • The power to have a nose as good as a dogs but only when someone farts

  • HOLY F**K I HAVE SUPER POWERS!

  • You mean move into the future with the speed of time. By what you said, you could go back.

  • Time flies when you're having fun so.. jerk off and you'll be in the next galaxy unless you have a vagina, are premature, or you shoot blanks.

  • you wouldnt go back in time you would stay in the same place

  • that means you can go back in time

  • The flash has done this, and its apparently as fast as teleportation.

  • you realize that means you could go back in time thus not being useless

  • the power to go back through time but only of you do the same things as before

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!