The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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    The power to have a nose as good as a dogs but only when someone farts

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    You mean move into the future with the speed of time. By what you said, you could go back.

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    you wouldnt go back in time you would stay in the same place

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    that means you can go back in time

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    HOLY F**K I HAVE SUPER POWERS!

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    Time flies when you're having fun so.. jerk off and you'll be in the next galaxy unless you have a vagina, are premature, or you shoot blanks.

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    The flash has done this, and its apparently as fast as teleportation.

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