The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to read this.

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

The power to bread toast!

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

the power to control your own body movements

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!