The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to run at the speed of a human

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

The ability to fold paper 12 times

the power to change people socks on command

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!