The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to turn any object into food

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to die but once

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

being able to blow up and die

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to have super-sweaty hands

The power to watch womens basketball

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!