The power to obtain money, by going to work

The ability to watch movies in 1D

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!