The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Being a freemason

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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levi Hahne is gay

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!