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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.
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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!
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the power to fax people with your mind
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The Power to make PotNoodle...
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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!
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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.
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the power of make your leg invisible
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The power to learn only at school.
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the power to win the crying game
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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.
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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.
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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.
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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.
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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.
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to poop a penny every year
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.
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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.
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The power to not write pointless powers.
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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century
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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !
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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy
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The power to hear morse code.
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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!