The power to be gay on command.

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lol

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die at will.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The Power to Power

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!