The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to always hug people

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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Endless falling....

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to see through pastry..

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Being a freemason

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!