the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to learn only at school.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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to poop a penny every year

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!