The power to have gravity.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to think oppositely

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to half transform to something.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to animate condiments

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to die from darting too hard

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The Power to Power

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!