- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the ability to enjoy school

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

to do nothing

The power to be blind

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to eat food

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

Pointless Super Powers