The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to police irony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!