- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The ability to not live forever

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be invisable when your dead

Pointless Super Powers