the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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lol

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the power to write comic books

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!