The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!