The power to absolutely nothing

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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being black

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!