The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to self destruct

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to shrink boobs

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!