- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to get arrested

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to only see glass.

the power to eat bread

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

Pointless Super Powers