The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to get married

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to be an idiot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!