- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to predict the present

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to see everyone as a tree

power to transform into a dick with legs

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

Pointless Super Powers