- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to orgasm with your mind

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to jizz money

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to make money disappear.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

Pointless Super Powers