- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to be afraid of horses.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be an idiot.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to walk 1% faster.

De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Pointless Super Powers