- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to kill someone with a knife

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to shit without squinting.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to rotten food.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Pointless Super Powers