- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to smell whore

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to kill someone with a knife

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to shit without squinting.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to rotten food.

Pointless Super Powers