- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to think of pointless powers.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to get married

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Pointless Super Powers