the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!