the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of hindsight

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to read your own mind

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anything Aquaman does

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!