- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

Nothing

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

75% levitation

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to read your own mind

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

Pointless Super Powers