el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to see oxygen.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!