The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to summon a massive midget

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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being black

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to die

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The power to think of food

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!