The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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75% levitation

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!