The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to never come into existence

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!