being black

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!