- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

Power to make it rain sideways.

Infinite knowledge when dead

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the ability to see through air

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to buy free things.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to die

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The ability to die instantly

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to bread toast!

Pointless Super Powers