- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

+81

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

+81

The power to be asleep while in bed

+79

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

+79

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

+79

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

+77

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

+75

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

+73

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to ignore useful information

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The Superpower to sleep at night.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet