- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to rotten food.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to die instantly

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to turn retarted

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to see oxygen.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!